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Getting butchered at the hands of a serial killer in the high concept slasher film, Creeps, was supposed to revive former child star Jarrod Jarviss career. Instead, its a celluloid Titanic. While nursing his wounds at the post-premiere party at a Starbucks on Beverly Boulevard, Jarrod runs into Wallace Goodwin, one of the former writers on Go to Your Room, the beloved eighties show that made Jarrod a star. Hes shocked to discover that the neurotic, egotistical Wallace has penned a play bound for Londons West End, with a scene-stealing part for Jarrod.

Faster than he can say his catchphrase, Baby, dont even go there! Jarrods hitting the boards in London. . .and the boards are hitting back, big time. As much as the actors all seem to loathe one another, they truly resent Jarrod. The hotshot young director with a thing for girls named Kate berates him at every turn. British legend Dame Sylvia Horner is so sloshed she can barely read her lines. Bollywood beefcake Akshay Kapoors one facial expression seems to be handsome glowering – when he isnt making eyes at Jarrods hunky LAPD boyfriend, Charlie. And since coming out has made him hot again, Sir Anthony Stiles wastes no time tutoring every young actor in a twelve-mile radius. Jarrods only friend in the cast is the formidable Claire Richards. The sexy, forty-something, champagne-swilling, Oscar-winning actress is the undisputed star of the show. No one can play a death scene like La Claire. Except that this time, the diva isnt faking it. Shes been poisoned, and the last person to see her alive was Jarrod himself. . .

Outrageous, wild, and absolutely fabulous, Rick Copps The Actors Guide to Greed skewers everything in its path and serves it up with mango chutney – proof positive that when the tart-tongued Jarrod Jarvis is on the case, the buzz is very, very good.